By now, everyone in the free world has heard stories of Tiger Woods and the multiple women reporting they had lasting affairs with the pro golfer. I'm getting ready for a press conference shortly to tell how Tiger seduced me too (I could use the extra Christmas money).
The act of being unfaithful isn't new. It doesn't make Tiger any less of a man. It doesn't make him a lesser father. It damn sure didn't negatively impact his golfing ability, or did it?
The active pro golfers should be thankful for the string of women he had to keep him busy. It's probably the reason they were able to eek out a win here and there.
Our fake outward values as a society will prompt many to openly condemn Tiger and provide emotional support to his wife Elin during this hard time. But, none of it really matters. First of all, we have no idea what their home situation is and second, men cheat. It's not a slam to men, it's what we do. Now, I don't want anyone to be confused and assume I'm saying only men cheat because that would be the biggest fallacy of all.
Women cheat also, but the majority of them that do stray are usually seeking emotional support. Men keep it simple. We cheat for the sex. Because we cheat for sex, we're often found in situations where the woman we're cheating with isn't on the same level as the woman we're in a relationship with. This isn't always the case ladies. But, if you catch your man cheating with someone that lives in a trailer park don't get mad, she lives in a trailer park.
Once we figure out how to get sex, we keep working and reworking that plan to be as successful as possible. Before you ask, "why doesn't he just have sex with his wife"?
Maybe he tried that and it wasn't good or consistent. Or maybe they had sex daily. He's a Tiger!! The hunt is just as good as the meal.
I picture him waking up every morning singing that damn Frosted Flakes song to himself.
